The Invisible Man

The possibilities are endless when you are invincible for twenty-four hours! First things first I would grab a nice Shreddy hat and a pair of Oakley’s then I would find someone and scream at the top of my lungs pointed at the sky. Then everyone would think that it wasn’t me and everyone would look at he person and yell at them not me. Then I would go to the ford dealership and sneak into the back of the store and grab the ford raptor keys 🔑 and grab the raptor and drive it to the method shop becasue I would steal al of there methods and put them on the raptor. I would then rip around town because it’s fun andwhen a cop would pull me over they wouldn’t see anyone and then I would just go home.

Crab Island

Life on an abandoned island is lonely and fantastic. The island is full of real tall palm tree 🌴 with coconut 🥥 and great reefs with lots of fish. The main thing you have to be careful with is the crabs they are every where and they will pinch you and they hurt. I ended up on this island when a hurricane hit the helicopter 🚁 and we spun around and around. Then I guess the current just took me up on to the shore and that is how I ended up here. My usual routine in the mourning is get breakfast by catching a crab by cutting a stick into pieces. Then go around the island looking for a crabs. When I saw a crab 🦀 I throw it like it’s a rocket 🚀 and hope for the best. Once I caught the crab I would head back to my shelter and start a fire with dry twigs. Then I would use a stick and move the twigs away and set the crab down then cover it in the coals. So I let it cook and then took the shell of and at it. Then I went out in to the water and brought the spear. I found a little nook and saw a lobster 🦞 and grabbed it by the antenna and then grabbed it with my hands and brought it to the surface. I put in in my homemade ice-chest and made the shelter better by adding a window and door. Then I was so thirsty that I climbed up one of the palm trees and knocked the coconut down. I then poked a whole in it with a sharp stick and drank it. I then collected sticks and made another fire for dinner because I usually don’t have lunch. Then I did the same thing with the lobster 🦞 as the crab and moved the sticks and covered the lobster with the hot coals. I grabbed the lobster and twisted the tail of and then ate the meat out of the lobster tail. Then I went to bed in my shelter.

Rad Reading – January

This month I read a book called MAGNUS CHASE and The GODS of ASGARD. I have not finished this book yet; I am on page one hundred. The main character in this book is named Magnus he has a friend named jack and he meets up with his friend Sam the Valkyrie girl. They meet up at a coffee shop and he buys her a chocolate Croissant and they meet up at a table outside. When they start to talk she gets a text saying that she needs to go help her friend because she is about to die so then Otis a goat comes up and eats her croissant 🥐 and they both start taking and then Otis gets a axe straight in the head so Magnus goes after the assassin and then Magnus isn’t able to catch him so he goes back to Valhalla a heaven and meats up with Sam again and then they do a battle in the battle course with all of the other monsters. A new comer has arrived to join the battle. I really enjoyed this book because it’s similar to marvel and I love watching marvel movies. My favorite character is Sam because she is a brave warrior, cares about people and her croissant 🥐. On page five paragraph two (“Valkyrie business. Possible code three-eight-on: heroic death in progress.”). I like Sam because she is like me caring for her friends and family’s an also loving croissants 🥐 as well. My favorite quote from this book is (Otis devour the pastry spraying crumbs ). This quote is meaningful to me because I think this is a very good description of the crumbs but I also think that it is funny how Otis is such a messy eater.

Ratatouille Eats My Fishy

One day I had a wonderful pond in the backyard, but when I went to go feed the fish there was a fish missing. When I saw this I was perplexed because there was no dead fish it was like it disappeared. So I set up a camera for over night looking at the pond. Then I headed to bed and in the morning I went and got the camera and plugged it into my laptop. When I saw the footage I saw a rat climb in and grab a fish. Then I saw a subterranean hole 🕳️ in the backyard where the rat must be living. So When I found the hole I tried to get the rat out by sticking a stick down the hole but the hole was way to deep. So I looked on line for a fumigating company to get the rat out. There was this company called Orkin so I called the number and they said they would be there by noon. An hour went by and they showed up in a big orange truck 🛻 so I let them through the side of gate to let them enter the backyard. They shoved a house down the whole and then turned the house on. The air in the whole was filled with pink smoke. They then got a extendable rope and when they pulled the rat out it was in a very deep sleep. So they put it in a cage and drove off with the rat because they will do no harm to it and release the beast into the wild. Still to this day I have eft the camera there.